words in movies
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Zack: Thanks.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Jeanette: (to Zack) Here are the boards for Friday's pitch (hands him something).
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Chandler: (bringing the beer to Zack) Zack!
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Chandler: Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Zack: No I didn't.
Chandler: Hey, Zack!
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
(Zack leaves)
Zack: (hardly enthusiastic) Hey Chandler.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Zack: Oh, thank you.
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Zack: Ravioli's delicious!
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)