words in movies
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
Chandler: Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Chandler: (bringing the beer to Zack) Zack!
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
Jeanette: (to Zack) Here are the boards for Friday's pitch (hands him something).
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Zack: Thanks.
Zack: (shaking Monica's hand) You too.
Zack: No I didn't.
Zack: Oh, thank you.
Chandler: Hey, Zack!
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
(Zack leaves)
Zack: Ravioli's delicious!
Zack: (hardly enthusiastic) Hey Chandler.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
Chandler: (Proceeding with his dinner) We're teeth people Zack!
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!