words in movies
Ross: Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift.
Ken: I�m sorry, but isn�t your wife back in New York?
Ross: No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. (Slang right?)
Ross: No! No, you know what? (closes the door) You [can�t get in there] (?), the baby�s fine, now squam (?). Yeah, [I told you a|Tell your] story walking. (?)
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
Chandler: And lots of kissing your neck.
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
Waiter: I�ll just wait to put your order in.
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.
Joey: Chandler, control your woman!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Maitre D�: I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
Rachel: Ugh, the worse day! Yknow, you think youre making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel.
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Richard: Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!
Rachel: Oh right, cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Chandler: It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
CHANDLER: You burn your mouth?
Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.
Monica: Just dont pick up your phone.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who...
Joey: Your sister stood me up the other night.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Tommy: Can-can we take a look at your ticket?
Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
RACHEL: Here are your cakes.
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Joey: How are ya? How are ya? Where are your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!
Joey: Because its all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And Im not happy about you either. (The bread maker dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom and slams the door.)
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Rachel: Not even with your best friend.
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Phoebe: Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. (Quickly) Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!
RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Ross: Your not going.
Ross: No, because your not upset.
Phoebe: Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
PHOEBE: I love you goddesses. I don't ever want to suck your wind again.
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: Please. This is so your fault.
Monica: Okay, heres batch 22. Ohh, maybe thesell taste a little like your grandmothers. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
MR. GELLER: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Monica: YeahOh thats right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
Joey: Everybody smile! (The picture is taken) Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at Caesar's! We hope it's toga-rrific! (The family leaves.) Kill me. Kill me now.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Front Desk Clerk: (To Monica) Heres a copy of your bill.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Rachel: All right, come on, lets go get your coat.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Chandler: Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress.
Woman: I would love your autograph. (hands him a notepad)
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Ross: Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
GIRL 2: Where's your baby?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Chandler: (to Joey) Is that your new walk?