words in movies
Rachel: I think shes checking out your beehive Ross.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Policeman: Can I see your license please?
Policeman: Your license?
Monica: That cant be your father.
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Helena: So whats your name?
Helena: (To Monica) And who is your friend?
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Policeman: Your license please.
Policeman: Its Petty. (He grabs Rosss license.) Ill be right back with your ticket. (Walks back to his car.)
Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Rachel: Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
Chandler: Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!
Phoebe: Hey lady, your days over! Its my turn!
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Joey: How is this your seat?
Ross: Ahem... I want.... OK, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips.
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Ross: (grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
The Director: Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, "Take good care of your Momma son," thats your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex nods yes.) All right, lets do this.
Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Mommas good people!"
Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
ROSS: I just wanna read something. It's your pro list.
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Monica: Yeah.. uh, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Joey: Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
Chandler: Your work makes me sad.
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Charity guy: Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.
PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Rachel: Fine! Im sorry for your loss! (Hands it back to her.)
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Chandler: Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Chandler: Joey, its been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Phoebe: OK Joey, your bet.
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Monica: Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldnt find though was your Speedo.
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
Phoebe: Well then get your money back and return them!
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Monica: Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Monica: That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Rachel: Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go.
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Chandler: Run, Joey! Run for your life! (runs out)
Jamie: (Without moving her lips) Your turn.
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Monica: I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
Billy: Its me, Ive been sleeping with your wife.
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Ross: All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Chandler: Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, its on the counter in your apartment.
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Phoebe: Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.
Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Phoebe: Monica your remote doesn't work.
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.