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Rachel: Oh wait, dont you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Phoebe: Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Jack: I told that guy who answered your phone.
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.
Rachel: Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
Chandler: Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
Joey: What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Chandler: Your thoughts? Plural?
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Joey: Hey, I need your help.
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Mr. Geller: Your mother just added him to her list.
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
Ross: Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Tim: I got your page, is everything okay?
Mr Campbell: So... your resumé is quite impressive. (Mr Zellner who sits behind Rachel shrugs)
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Chandler: your ass?!?!?
BILL: "Spuds" is your grandmother?
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: This is your cellphone?
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Chandler: Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air...
Monica: Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)
Joey: Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!
Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Julie: Hi. Is this your first?
RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.
Monica: Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.
Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
Chandler: (smiling, surprised) Oh yeah? (looks towards the kitchen, worried) Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Ross: No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. (Slang right?)
Monica: (looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.
Ross: Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
PHOEBE: OK, hey, HEY. Is your boyfriend the boss of you?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We've got all night!
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
Ross: Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her.
Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
Chandler: Her ass print is still on your grandmothers quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?
Benjamin: Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.
RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
Monica: Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Phoebe: Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and youll be great.
ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Doug: (to Chandler) You! Chuckles! Whats your name?
Ross: Yeah. (sees the bill) Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad mustve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Joey: Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.) Whoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your
Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
ROSS: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.
Monica: Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
Dr. Long: Youre about 80 percent effaced, so youre on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If youre anxious there are a few ways to help things along.
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.
Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
Monica: That's sweet. Drink your hair.
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!