words in movies
Chandler: Hi, my names Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Phoebe: (Hugging her again.) Youve lasted a whole year. Good for you.
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Phoebe: Thank you.
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
Rachel: What? What!?! You kissed him?
Rachel: (Gasps) Phoebe are you serious?
Phoebe: Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, were making out. You know.
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Joey: Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Joey: Yeah but its too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can.
Joey: Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels Also what is with these chips you bought?
Janine: No no no no, its potpourri. Youre supposed to smell it. (Joey takes a big whiff of the potpourri.)
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Chandler: You know Oh My God.
Ross: Yeah. What do you think.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.
Rachel: To get you to make out with him!!!
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Phoebe: Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Monica: You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.
Chandler: Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.
Chandler: You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Kim: Oh thats interesting? Because I checked and only one keycard was used to access the copy machine yesterday during lunch and that keycard belonged to you, Rachel.
Rachel: Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him.
Kim: Listen to me. If you think sleeping with Ralph is going to get you my job. You are sadly mistaken.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Hillary: After a while its like, shut your mouth, you know?
Hillary: Ive probably been talking too much. Why dont we talk about you a little bit?
Ross: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Putting his hand up to block his mouth.) Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, lets talk more about you. Hmm.
Joey: So whats really neat. If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Monica: Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because Im going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.
Chandler: What is the matter with you ?!?
Chandler: Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Chandler: Youre turning into a women.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Phoebe: But why didnt you just tell her the truth.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, werent you?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Ross: (Giggling) Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Picking up a piece of bread and covering his mouth.) Me, neither. Ive had a really good time too, you know. (Putting the bread down.)
Hillary: Are you going to eat that bread?
Hillary: (Laughing) You make me laugh.
Hillary: Would you like to move over to the couch?
Ross: Ohh, you can see them, huh?
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Hillary: Whats a matter with you?
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Rachel: Okay..Okay.. Look. Im sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Kim: You expect me to believe..(Doors open, Ralph steps in.) Hi Ralph.
Kim: Oh my God. He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen. Its like he hates you. Then it is true.
Rachel: You and Ralph?
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
Janine: Whats the matter? Are you upset?
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Joey: Great Great and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didnt want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Chandler: No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Chandler: Now imagine you live at the supermarket.
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
Chandler: Do you want me to be afraid of you?
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, its enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and itsIm notits just not funny anymore!
Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.
Monica: Wait! Youre supposed to wear a costume!
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me.
Phoebe: I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
Monica: Well what did you send?
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Janine: Thanks. (To Monica and Ross) Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Phoebe: oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
GUNTHER: There you go.
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Joey: Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Chandler: What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Monica: I have nothing to say to you.
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Monica: Its beautiful! Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Chandler: You okay?
Janine: Ill see you.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why dont you take a walk? This doesnt concern you.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Robert: You ready to go to the batting cage?
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
MNCA: Oh God, you fell off the wagon.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Monica: (relieved) Its only you.
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and (Points to Ross) You go.
Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Rachel: Y'know Ross why dont you put that on your answering machine!
Ross: Okay, you go grab it!
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Ross: You bought Shawn Cassidy!
Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. Thats it! Thats all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!
Joey: You guys okay?
Phoebe: Ya, you know, Rachel shell do whatever you want. Yknow, you can just walk all over her.
Monica: No, thank you.
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Joey: You got it.
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Phoebe: Thats great. Good for you guys.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Phoebe: Who said you were?
Monica and Rachel: You did!
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Monica: Okay, Chandler, you go first.
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
MR. TREEGER: You never know.
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?