words in movies
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Ross: Phoebe, she doesnt know that you sneak out every night, she doesnt know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesnt know that youve been living with your Grandmothers for a week now.
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Chandler: You betcha!
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Monica: Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Monica: Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations
Rachel: Thank you. So how-how bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Mr. Heckles: Youre disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Phoebe: Then Im gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.)
Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: You want some help with that?
Monica: Whoa! Are you okay?
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Joey: Oh, you bet I am!
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Joey: You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Monica: I love you, too.
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Joey: They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Chandler: You okay?
Chandler: Noo!! You dont have a boyfriend because....I dont, I dont know why you dont have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend.
Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. (goes and hugs her) Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman Ive ever known in real life.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Phoebe: And youre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youre kind (kisses him on the lips)
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.
Monica: Hey, are you okay?
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Rachel: Dont say anything. I dont wanna speak, I dont wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.
Friend No. 2: You missed the exit!
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Chandler: No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Chandler: Now imagine you live at the supermarket.
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
Chandler: Do you want me to be afraid of you?
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, its enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and itsIm notits just not funny anymore!
Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.
Monica: Wait! Youre supposed to wear a costume!
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me.
Phoebe: I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
Monica: Well what did you send?
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Janine: Thanks. (To Monica and Ross) Great so we can all go together! I gotta run. Catch you later!
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Phoebe: oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! You are?
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
GUNTHER: There you go.
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Joey: Yeah. You know why? Cause you came to me first.
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Chandler: What a great apology! (To Monica) And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Monica: I have nothing to say to you.
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Monica: Its beautiful! Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Joey: All right now, memorize it. (Pause) You got it?
Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Chandler: You okay?
Janine: Ill see you.
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why dont you take a walk? This doesnt concern you.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Robert: You ready to go to the batting cage?
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
MNCA: Oh God, you fell off the wagon.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! Weve been on the road six hours and youve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Monica: (relieved) Its only you.
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and (Points to Ross) You go.
Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Rachel: Y'know Ross why dont you put that on your answering machine!
Ross: Okay, you go grab it!
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Ross: You bought Shawn Cassidy!
Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. Thats it! Thats all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!
Joey: You guys okay?
Phoebe: Ya, you know, Rachel shell do whatever you want. Yknow, you can just walk all over her.
Monica: No, thank you.
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Joey: You got it.
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Phoebe: Thats great. Good for you guys.
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Phoebe: Who said you were?
Monica and Rachel: You did!
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Monica: Okay, Chandler, you go first.
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
MR. TREEGER: You never know.
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?