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Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: Youre not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, theres cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Monica: You painting his toenails?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Monica: You didnt even take off your pants.
Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: You still love me.
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Phoebe Sr: Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Bonnie: You guys, the waters great. You should really go in.
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Gavin: I do have feelings for you.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Monica: Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
Monica: Wait a minute! Now Im betting against all three of you?
Chandler: Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.
Monica: Hey! Youre wearing pants!
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!
Monica: You kissed him?
Joey: Oh my God Pheebs! Youre gonna have a baby?
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Chandler: But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
Ross: Don't you have to be at work?
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Chandler: Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Gavin: Gavin! I brought you some soup.
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Monica: You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Ross: Thats all youre basing this on?
Chandler: You mean the lully story?
ROSS: And that wasn't fun for you?
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Phoebe: Every little bit of you!
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, Im gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Thank you so much.
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Ross: Are you kidding?
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Ross: I never gave it to you.
Michelle: What are you taking amoxicillin for?
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "Its almost as good as being there."
Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
RYAN: Sorry, the lightning. Lightning was an unfortunate incidence. You look lovely, lovely.
Rachel: Thank you.
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Joey: Wow! So, how are you?
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that youre dancing with.
Rachel: I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Phoebe: What you got?
Rachel: Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
Rachel: (giggles) (To Ross) I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.