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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Ross: (to Emma) Can you say Barbados?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".

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Phoebe: No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.

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Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.

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Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Sarah: Thank you so much!

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Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Sarah: (to Joey) Are you a paleontologist?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.

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Phoebe: Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: (pinching her) Let's get you out of here!! (they go outside)

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Monica: At least you took me down with you!

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Phoebe: You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?

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Joey: Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!

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Joey: Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?

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Joey: You really should have been more clear about that!

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Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?

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Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)

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Joey: (smiling) Will you wear a thong?

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Charlie: I will if you will.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!

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Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?

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Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)

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Monica: Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?

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Joey: Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!

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Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)

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Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!

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Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.

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Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)

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Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?

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Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.

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Phoebe: Are you leaving "The Supremes"? (Monica and Phoebe go to one side)

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MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.

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Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?

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Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)

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Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?

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Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)

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Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?

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Ross: Why, why would you open it?

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Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?

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Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.

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Ross: Well, what do you do?

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Joey: I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.

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Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?

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Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! (Tries to move her huge hair away from the phone, in vain)

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Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?

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Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: Thank you.

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Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Oh my God, I love you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?

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Charlie: So, why did you break up?

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Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.

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Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.

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Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? (tickles her a little)

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Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?

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Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?

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Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.

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Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.

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Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.

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David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?

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Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

David: Phoebe, will you marry me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.

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Mike: We can have any future you want.

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David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: (concluding his speech)... in a very real way we can bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century. (pauses) Thank you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. (sighs) I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... (sighs again and smiles at Ross blissfully).

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Oh, thank you so much!

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Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: You were incredible!

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Charlie: You blew them away!

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Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?

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Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!

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Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!

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Monica: (hesitatingly) I punched you...?

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Charlie: (walking in) Hey! There you are!

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Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...

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Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: I'm not playing with you.

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Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Mike: (disbelieving) I think I will be all right! (to Monica) You wanna volley a bit for a serve?

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Chandler: (to Phoebe) Did you know this about him?

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Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!

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Monica: How much were you thinking?

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Mike: To see who goes first, you got a quarter?

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Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: (picks up a coin from her bra) Monica, you call it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.

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Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?

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Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?

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Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)

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Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!

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Rachel: You know? Forget it!

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Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: You like me? (shuts the door)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'???

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Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Joey: CURIOUS GEORGE (see link)! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!

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Rachel: But that wasn't gonna stop you before!

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Joey: NO! No-no-no-no-no-no! Hey! Hey, we'll be fine! Li... hey, like you said: no big deal!

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Mike: Do you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Mike: Do you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Mike: DO YOU?

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Chandler: (to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: (looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!

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Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.

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Mr. Oberblau: I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks if you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be (pause) just nifty!

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Charlie: Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: (holding her hand) Hey, you ok?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Paleontologist: (merrily) Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!

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Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!

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Chandler: You ok?

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Mike: So you forfeit?

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Chandler: No, you didn't.

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Phoebe: You can't do that!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: But... you suck!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Charlie: I think you know.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Gavin: I do have feelings for you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How’s it going. This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hell’s a matter with you? How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Monica: Wait a minute! Now I’m betting against all three of you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: I’m gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just… (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Monica: Hey! You’re wearing pants!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So you’re bald?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Ross: (to Rachel) So, he’s just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: You kissed him?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Oh my God Pheebs! You’re gonna have a baby?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Ross: Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", we’re halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Emily: I can’t believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Chandler: But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: Don't you have to be at work?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you’re obsessed with her. It’s always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Chandler: Are you trying to get everybody divorced?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Gavin: Gavin! I brought you some soup.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Gavin: I heard you were sick...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Joey: When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Monica: No I told you I can't.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, don’t-don’t do the accent. You’ve got to see her again.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, I’ll take care of the rest.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: All right, I’ll see you guys.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: That’s all you’re basing this on?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Chandler: You mean the lully story?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

ROSS: And that wasn't fun for you?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel: Well y’know what they say, the 23rd time’s the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Phoebe: Every little bit of you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Mr. Treeger:: Really? You’ll do anything?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, I’m gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try…

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things. That’s why it’s so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Y’know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You’re half Scottish right?"

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you’re having a party and we’re not invited?

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: Thank you so much.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Chandler: You, touching yourself, out!

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Ross: Are you kidding?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Mona: Oh wow! So, you’re more than just dinosaurs.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work?

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You can’t just go back a phase!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: I never gave it to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Michelle: What are you taking amoxicillin for?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there’s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "It’s almost as good as being there."

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

RYAN: Sorry, the lightning. Lightning was an unfortunate incidence. You look lovely, lovely.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh…

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Chandler: Honey, I don’t like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Wow! So, how are you?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you’re dancing with.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Phoebe: What you got?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Rachel: ‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10