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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?

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Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn’t that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

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Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

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Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

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Chandler: What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow?

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Rachel: Well why didn’t you take the job?

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Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

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Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d still hang out?

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Rachel: Wow! How are you?!

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Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

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Rachel: Oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?

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Rachel: But! Don’t you have to give him his money back?

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Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, let’s go see Monica!

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Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Maybe Joey doesn’t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

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Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

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Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (She’s not quite sure of that one.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!

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Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…

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Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin’?

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Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

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Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!

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Joey: All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)

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Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are don’t you?

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Monica: You’re his bitch.

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Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didn’t just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!

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Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down.

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Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

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Monica: Let’s take a walk. (They start to leave.) Y’know maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)

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Phoebe: (To Ross) So what’s going on with you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?

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Phoebe: Maybe you need to spice things up a little.

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Ross: What-what do you mean?

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Phoebe: I don’t know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?

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Joey: Okay, you watch too much TV.

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Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

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Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?

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Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: What do you mean?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!

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Chandler: You wanna share it?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?

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Monica: Well, you’re not.

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Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?

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Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh my God! You’re a 30 year old virgin!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!!

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Monica: Y’know what? You are right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!

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Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Nurse: You’ve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: You’re not dying Hope, you’re gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.

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Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. You’ll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I hope you’re hungry, we’re starting with oysters. And y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… (A knock on the door interrupts him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Who’d you think it was gonna be?)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Thank you so much for coming.

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Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what you’ve done with this space.

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Carol: Thank you so much.

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Chandler: I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger.

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Monica: You don’t want to know what tonight was.

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Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?

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Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Joey, you’re such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah you did.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you’re horrible, how would I know?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I know! I’ll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!

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Ross: Look at you! You’re up!

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Phoebe: I thought I’d try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I’ll be back soon.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?

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Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I….

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: You?

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Joey: Just okay—Did you do it right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Huh. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y’know what I mean?

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Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?

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Joey: Yeah, you don’t want that.

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Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: You got a little bored?

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Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Arthur: (To another coworker) Call security. (To Phoebe) Pheebs, didn’t you get fired?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: Well, you were fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: You’re in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: You lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: Are you all right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: That-that’s always good news. Are you okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Why would you do that?

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Chandler: Because you shouldn’t be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you’ve been Bamboozled!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: (after he's gone) I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Bitter woman: Why don't you like me! Chapter one: my first period.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Chandler: (nervous smile) You can't make this stuff up!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, it’s so nice to see you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: (checking her out) Hi! You uh, movin’ in or movin’ out?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: It’s not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Allesandro: Why? So you could hang up on me?

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh my God! I don’t believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Monica: Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Monica: Oh yeah, what are you reading?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don’t really believe that do you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Chandler: Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh well, all right…um, no offense, but you were kind of rude.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: All right, y’know what? Forget it, all of you forget it! You’ve ruined it! Go home! You’ve ruined it! You’ve ruined it!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Ross: Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Carol: Listen, we both know you’re gonna do it ‘cause you’re not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Phoebe: Umm, he’s here to have sex with you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Monica: Well, well Ross didn’t care enough to be here, so I think he’s out. You snooze you lose.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it’d be really good.

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch that—I mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you so—Hey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Chandler: No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Joey: They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Joey: Oh wow Wayne, it’s not really something you can teach y’know? It’s pretty much something you’re born with if you—(Off Chandler’s look)—You-you can teach it! I’ll show you right how to do it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a grape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Phoebe: (yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

ROSS: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: That’s okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? It’s not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what there’s gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey: No, I wasn’t gonna ask you that, no.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: And what—(notices the stenographer is still typing)—What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We don’t get the annulment. Don’t type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (He’s still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandler’s tellin’ ya how much he hates marriage?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: Jen, I know this may sound a little…(makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or…

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? I’m not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. I’m horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Y’know, something that says we’re moving forward without having to talk about it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Rachel: Well I’m alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: Do you got your gracious loser face?

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: Uh-huh! I know. I’m coming soon to a theater near you! I’m in THX! I’m unsuitable for children!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Zack: You guys have such a great place here.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: (laughs) You don’t-you don’t want to hear about my dream Officer…Pretty?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Chandler: Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Joey: (to Rachel) Bub!!! (Points at her and quiets Rachel.) (To Dina) I can’t believe this! You’re the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Chandler: Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here, so stop calling us.”

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remoray’s body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didn’t really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look you’re surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: (to the dog) C’mere. Hey. C’mere. That’s Rachel. She’s the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with you—we love her. But we can’t have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? You’re a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Rachel: Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Maybe, isn’t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.

"Friends", season 2, episode 4

Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why aren’t you more upset?! Aren’t you gonna be sad that we’re not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean aren’t you gonna miss me at all?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Phoebe: Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Joey: I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can’t take care of myself. Okay? Look, I’m not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I’m gonna miss…is you. And now the dog.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why don’t we uh, why don’t we just stay here? Let’s not see a movie, we’ll just hang.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, what do you guys think?

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4