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Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
Monica: (removes them) Thats because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and its static cling. Or maybe its just that God knew Id be running into you and saw an opportunity.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Monica: Its good to see you too.
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Richard: Oh. Look, just friends, I wont grope you. I promise.
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Rachel: I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?
Rachel: For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...
Rachel: I will wake you up in a way thats proved very popular in the past.
Ross: Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Ross: So, are you gonna see him again?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Joey: Havent you ever read the same book over and over again?
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Joey: All right, you got it.
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Chandler: Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames.
Chandler: Okay Ross, why dont you come with me?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Ross: What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Robert: We could write it down for you?
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Monica: You touch peoples eyeballs every day and this feels weird.
Monica: Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.
Monica: Umm, youve got some on your pants.
Joey: But Jos got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean its like a girl-girl thing? Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.
Chandler: You mean a three pointer?
Phoebe: Yeah, in the back. You want a quarter?
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Robert: Ah, good to meet you. Robert.
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Phoebe: You guys!! Come on!
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Richard: You really sure?
Monica: Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Robert: You ready to go to the batting cage?
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Robert: Jeez, thank you really that is so nice. But um, to be honest, I dont think I can wear these, theyre so tight, I feel like Im on display. Im sorry.
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Ross: Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?
Joey: Then why would you say that?!
Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Rachel: Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.
Phoebe: Listen, Roberts gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Phoebe: No, I can spot you from here.
Phoebe: Umm, I think youre really, really great...
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Monica: Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Phoebe: No, but you can't.
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, do you have any gum?
Monica: (takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) Im sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, Ill call you later dad. I love you. (Hangs up.)
Monica: You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
Monica: ...love you.
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Monica: A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice) Oh? (Takes the phone from Rachel.) Hello you.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
Ross: Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Ross: So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Ross: is for me not to see you anymore.
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Monica: Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Rachel: Yeah and you stretch em out with your big old clown feet.
GRANDMOTHER: It was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Rachel: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Susan: You did!
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. (Touched, she puts an arm around her friend and kisses her.) Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.
Chandler: Yeah but you dont need(Picks up something)What is this?
Joey: (very angry) You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why? (goes back into his room)
Chandler: Where have you been?
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Mischa: (to Phoebe, very quickly) Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun. (to Monica) So you're a chef?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Joey: All right. But if you werent my best friend.
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Susan: What do you see?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Eric: Im sorry. I just when I look at you I see her. When I see her I get a little bit angry.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Chandler: Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
Sarah: What? what is the matter with you?
CHANDLER: Hey, listen.� I'm never going to lie to you again, okay?� And I want you to know that nobody thinks you're stupid.
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Mindy: Will you be my maid of honour?
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Joey: I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.
CHANDLER: You can tell us.
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Monica: We need to talk to you about something.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)
Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
(Why was this the trailer? Well, thats because it was an introduction into the special out takes episode that immediately followed the show. The entire out takes episode, Friends: The Stuff Youve Never Seen can be read by following this link.)
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Nina: Are you okay?
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Ross: you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Joey: You want to see her again, right?
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!