words in movies
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!
Chandler: Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.
Chandler: (To himself) oh yes, God yes!!
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.
Monica: (a bit surprised) Yes, he is. Me.
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Mrs. Bing: Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Monica: Yeah, I do think its better this way. (listens) Yeah, were being smart. (gets up to answer the door) (listens) Yes, Im sure.(she opens the door and its Richard)
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Phoebe: Yes! (they hug)
Rachel: Oh yes, of course, I remember him!
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Amanda: Yes, I was looking for Monica.
Gavin: Yes, I feel that you are a little annoying.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Ross: (gives up) Yes, yes, you did.
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Phoebe: Yes!
Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)
Charlie: Yes, absolutely. I'll call him.
Rachel: Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that Ive ever done. But Im telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (Theres a knock on the door.) Yes?
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Charlie: Yes!
Rachel: Yes I can! (pushes her back again)
Russell: Yes, this Russell, Rosss divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I havent heard from him, I assume hes decided to give the marriage a try.
Joey: (seriously) Yes, its a highly controversial procedure.
Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didnt want to seem to bossy.
Chandler: Yes, but...
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Chandler: Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!
Laura: Yes!
Rachel: (seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh Im sorry the models are actually down the hall.
The Dry Cleaner: Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
Rachel: Yes oh(To Ben)Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Ross: Yes please.
Gene: Yes!
Joey: (hanging up the phone) Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
Rachel: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)
ROSS: Yes, it was horrible. She cried. I cried. She threw things, they hit me. Anyway, I did the right thing.
Monica: Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone.
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Mike's mother: Yes, we are.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Monica: Yes... What is the end of that sentence?
Ross: Yes?
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
Rachel: Yes, hi!
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Rachel: Yes.
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Ross: Yes! yes!
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Phoebe: Yes.
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Phoebe: Yes.
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes!! Im the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
Ross: (waving his fist in the air in triumph) YES, YES!
Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! (the dog sticks his head between Joeys legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun.
Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
Ross: Yes you did, gleba is a word!
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
ROSS: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.
Ross: (mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonimity. We’re very proud of it.
Rachel: Yes! (spells it) Y-E-S. Yes!
Male Jeweler: Uh yes, I have these two rather beautiful $5 bills. (Holds them up from his pocket.)
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Chandler: Yes! Well that-yes.
Joey: Ah, yes, The Plan! (Laughs loudly again, but he sounds more like Santa Claus.)
Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Joey: Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!
Chandler: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.
Rachel: (handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Eldad: Yes, Papaya Extract.
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
Phoebe: There-there was a suicide note?! (Ursula nods Yes.) Well, do you still have it?
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Chandler: Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.