words in movies
[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Ross: (yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!
Joey: (yelling at her) I’M CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
(The lights dim and Chandler tries to get away but as the bitter lady comes on stage and starts yelling he promptly changes his mind and sits down)
Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasnt finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But dont worry! Were gonna go down the fire escape!!
Phoebe: (keeping on running and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH! (she stops) Fine, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this! (she goes out to the balcony)
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Rachel: No, really. Really, Pheebs, youre not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when theyre bad, yknow, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just wont calm down. Yknow?
Bitter lady: (yelling) Why don't you like me?! Chapter One: My first period.
Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!
Rachel: Thats your, thats your dads bedroom. (Yelling) Thats your dads bedroom!
Phoebe: (yelling at the top of her voice) Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry...
Joey: (hurrying over) Okay! Okay, youre yelling again! See that?
(there's a lot of shouting and yelling)
Rachel: No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling.
(Chandler seeing that Joey has his eyes closed sneaks over and picks up the chicken. The chicken starts flapping it's wings in protest as Chandler holds the chicken inches from Joey's face. Joey stops yelling and upon opening his eyes sees the chicken, screams, and falls to the ground in horror.)
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, "You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Joey: (making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!
Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Shut up, Joey!
Woman Giving Birth: (yelling from the hallway) Its coming! Its coming!
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Ross: (yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!
Joey: All right thats it! Youre yelling and I dont see you taking your top off! I quit!
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
Mike: I know. This has been the best year... (the crowd starts cheering so he starts yelling) THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy!
Joey: Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.
Joey: (yelling back) No you didn't! (turns and goes towards his room)
Joey: (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "Im gay! Im gay!" Can I bring her in?
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
Joey: Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying... (loses count and begins to count the number of 'lyings' in the air but gives up.) (yelling) Stop lying!
Ross: About the yelling.
Chandler: Oh so there cant be any yelling.
Joey: Fortune! This guy is so stupid. (yelling) It's Count Rushmore!!
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!
Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!
Rachel: I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I was some 74 Latour.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Ben: (yelling from off camera) Crap!!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
Chandler: Its yelling bleeding dilating. Oh, the dilating
Lauren: (yelling from onstage) Where are you Vic?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? I-Im sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.
Paul: Why are you yelling?
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!
Joey: (yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Joey: Yes! Yes! You did and youre still yelling at me!
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Jake: (yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!!