words in movies
Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
Ross: No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way.
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Phoebe: Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And thats not happening til October 15th, 2032.
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Rachel: What about you honey, who would be on your list?
Frank Sr.: Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C.
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
RACHEL: Because I promised Mindy I would.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
Jake: Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure Im not doing anything Tuesday. (He bends over to open his bag, when he does so his pants slide down his butt revealing a pink lace secret.)
Rachel: Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Ross: I think that would be best.
Rachel: Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I wouldve thought it was the other way around.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Ross: Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?
Chandler: (Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime?
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you.
Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
Friend No. 1: Well, I would like to propose a toast to the woman, who in one year from today, become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber DDS
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Joey: So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?
Phoebe: No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Rachel: That would be great!
Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Phoebe: That would be great. Thank you.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here.
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Chandler: I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, yknow? But I have to trick him into taking it so I wont hurt his pride.
Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Ross: Oh well. It probably wouldve been the most constructive solution.
RICHARD: Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Ross: Ohh! That would be great.
Monica: Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
Rachel: Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
Monica: Oh, would you let it go already?! Youre fine!
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Phoebe: (leaving) Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!
(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Phoebe: Nooo! Why would you think that?
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: Oh! That would be sooo much fun!
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Phoebe: (sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Phoebe: Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?