words in movies
Rachel: Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. Thats why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Hell find me.
Chandler: Why?
Ross: Why?
Chandler: Sure, why dont you set it up. Ill just be over here, browsing through the personals.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Ross: (stares at her briefly) Okay, why are you here?
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? (spreads his legs) Is it something Im putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
Mike: Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Allesandro: Why? So you could hang up on me?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Ross: No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Chandler: Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
Phoebe: Why do you have a realtor?
Rachel: Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Chandler: Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?
Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.
Cashier: Why dont you fill out this address card. (Hands him one.)
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Joey: Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Mike: 'Days of Our Lives'! That's why you look so familiar!
Phoebe: Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?
Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
Joey: Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... (Looks through his address book) There's no guy in there!
Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
Phoebe: Why, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that.
Joey: (to Chandler) Why would he turn off the TV? (Chandler shrugs.)
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
Joey: If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact Homo-sapien, is that why there extinct?
Gavin: So hum...Why did I have to hide?
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Ross: Oh, why dont you make her one of your little jokes.
Ross: Gunther. (To Chandler) Hey-hey! Why dont we put them on? Yknow get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
Monica: Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?
Phoebe: Until then, General Grant, why dont you set up camp (She puts the bill in her bra) right there.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
Joey: (quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Chandler: If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Chloe: Well, youre practically dancing already. Why dont you just do it over here?
Girl: Why dont you look in the mirror, scrud.
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry...
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Chandler: Joey, why is your cable out?
Ross: Well why not?! Shell-shell love it! Its the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Ross: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Joey: Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! (runs after the waiter)
Monica: Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
Lewis: Well why not you changed Neds grade!
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
Chandler: (To Monica and with bulging eyes) Why!?
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
[Flashback to: A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, better is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why dont the British make computers? Because they couldnt figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Ross: I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?
Bitter lady: (yelling) Why don't you like me?! Chapter One: My first period.
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Ross: Why not? Its built into the price of the room.
Janine: (touches his waist) Why don't you try to do-
PHOEBE: Oh alright, stop, STOP THE MADNESS. This is crazy. Who can even remember why this even started in the first place?
Jason: W-w-w-wait! Why?!
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
Ross: Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
Monica: Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?