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[Scene: Joeys Premiere, Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive.]
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Phoebe: Mike?? Who's Mike?
Ross: Oh. (pause) Hey, who's Carl?
(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Chandler: Who's Amanda?
Sandy: Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus... (Ross goes to the kitchen)
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Rachel: Who's Gladys?
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Bitsy: By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter Jen.
Joey: So... who's your friend?
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Rachel: Who's Nancy?
Doug: Hey Bing! (Slaps him on his ass.) (Sees Monica) Wo-ho-ho, who's the pretty lady and what the hell is she doing with you?
Rachel: I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
Joey: (hanging up the phone) Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
Rachel: Who's there?
Ross: Who's laughing now?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Joey: Who's that dirty old lady?
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
(Everyone stops and looks at Chandler, who's nodding.)
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
RACHEL: Yeah. Who's workin' for you babe?
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Sandy: Well, please welcome... The Snufflebumps... Who wants to be mr. Wigglemunch and who's gonna be the Grumpus?
Joey: What?!! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading with Joey to go along with it.) No I'm not!!
Ross: Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!
Ross: Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
(Ross enters and he's really angry. He goes towards Chandler who's sitting at the counter)
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?
JOEY: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Phoebe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss.
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.]
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
PHOEBE: I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
CHANDLER: [singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.
Ursula: Well, then who's been dead for five years?
Joey: Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? (Chandler gives him a look like 'You stupid idiot!')
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Phoebe: I'm sorry, who's this?
RICHARD: Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
LITTLE BULLY: Oh, look who's here, it's the weenies.
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Phoebe: (smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Ross: (skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
Joey: Who's Paul?
Rachel: All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?
Joey: Who's Rick?
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Chandler: Who's Rick?
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Monica: I guess. Why? Who's she with?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in thereOoh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?
(Steve goes over to look at Ross who's trying to look cool, but has some frosting on his lip.)
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
(Joey walks in and moves towards Ross, who's sitting of the sofa)
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
Rachel: Who's this from?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
PHOEBE: Who's Barney.
JOEY: Pheebs, who's Evelyn Dermer?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
Joey: and who's fault is that.
ERICA: Who's they?
PHOEBE: Well, I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]