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Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Joey: Where are you going?
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Ross: (screaming) Everybody put their balloons down!!! (There is a temporary cease fire.) Now this is a nice suit!! (Shows everyone where he was hit.)
{Transcribers Note: For further reading on the above story, please check out The One Where Joey Moves Out.}
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Joey: Where the hell have you been?!
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Chandler: Well where did she go?
Chandler: Well where Where did she go?
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Phoebe: Yeah, I can see where Id be your best shot but, no. Im sorry, but I think its twisted.
Joey: Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say, (takes some nachos from a plate on the seat where Chandler should have been) I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!
Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Tim: Wow! Everything looks great! Where should I sit?
Chandler: I see where youre goin!
Ross: Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.
Chandler: Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?
Ross: (glaring at Joey) This would be the place where you explain the hat.
Phoebe: Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.
Phoebe Sr.: Ill go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasnt been a day where I didnt regret giving you up.
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Chandler. Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three I can be here with you.
(from 1.09 - "The One Where Underdog Gets Away")
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
Joey: Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
Rachel: Do you remember where the duck food is?
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
Chandler: Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
Ross: Where is she?
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Ross: (turning and looking) What? Where?
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Rachel: Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
Joey: (entering, wearing the maternity pants from earlier) All right wheres that turkey!
Rachel: Where did you get that?
Ross: Show me where?
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Ross: Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.
Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, Ive already signed everything and I put little Xs where you need to sign.
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Rachel: Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
Ursula: Right, yeah, cause its close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Joey: Where are you gettin this?
Ross: Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Ross: We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Chandler: Huh! Where is the dog?!
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Helena: Monica! Where are you from?
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Ross: Hey, wheres Chandler?
Joey: Hey! Where have you been?
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Lauren: (answering the door) Vic! Where have you been, baby?!
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Ross: WhHeyWhoa-whoa, where, where you going?!
Phoebe: Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Chandler: Okay. (Starts to head for where the foosball table usually is.)
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?