words in movies
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
Mrs. Geller: Whats this? Blue nail polish?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Monica: What?
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: What is it?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: (answering it) (angrily) What?!
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Chandler: About what?
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: What?
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
The Salesman: So, what do you say, Joey? You get the whole set of encyclopedias for twelve hundred dollars, which works out to just 50 bucks a book!
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
Joey: You wanna see what I got? (He gets up to empty out his pockets) Okay? Ive got a baby Tootsie Roll, a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex, a rock, and an army man. Hey!
The Salesman: For 50 bucks, you can get one book! What will it be? A? B? C?
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
Rachel: What?!
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Susan: What do you see?
Chandler: What about things that are already gold?
Carol: What does he look like?
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Ross: Whats a scrud?
Fran: Whats she doing here?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: All right, lets break this down. What exactly did he say to you?
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Rachel: So whats the final head count on my baby shower?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies?
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Man: (confused) What?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Rachel: You know what?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Carl: What?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Monica: What did they do to you?
Rachel: What?
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Joey: What up?!
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Ross: What?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
Joey: Ew! What is that? Something exploded!
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Chandler: What did you just do?
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Mr. Geller: Youre right, youre right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!
RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?
JOEY: What?
CAROL: What?
SUSAN: What?
RACHEL: What?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
ROSS: What?
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Chandler: Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: (laughs) You know what?