words in movies
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: What?
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Chandler: (offended) What? (pause) May I?
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? (Chandler looks annoyed at him and Joey leans in to him) Oh! Secret teapot?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What did it say?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Charlie: What?
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
(Chandler turns to Mike and gives him a "See what I mean?" look)
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Monica: (angry) Ow, what are the chances!
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Joey: What... for how long?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: (desperate) What the hell are you doin'???
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Paleontologist: (merrily) Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: What?
Rachel: What?
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Chandler: What did you just do?
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Mr. Geller: Youre right, youre right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!
RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?
JOEY: What?
CAROL: What?
SUSAN: What?
RACHEL: What?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
ROSS: What?
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Chandler: Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: (laughs) You know what?
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
RACHEL: What!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.
Phoebe: Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! (waves to the bar) Judy! Bye.
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
Joey/Drake: Oh, what about this one.
RACHEL: What?
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
ROSS: What?
ROSS: What?
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
DUNCAN: What?
Ross: You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
The Interviewer: (returning) Oh wait! I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this. Other than Days of Our Lives, whats your favorite soap opera?
PHOEBE: What?
Sandy: It's okay. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I-I'm engaged actually.
JULIE: What about Julie?
RACHEL: What?
Chandler: Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
ROSS: What, it's not your fault.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
Monica: They could be our neighbors, what are they like?
CHANDLER: What?
Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
MONICA: You know what? You're right.
PHOEBE: What when Yeller saves saves the family from the wolf and everyone's happy?
Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)
ROSS: What guys? Oh, yeah.
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
RACHEL: What party?
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Phoebe: I licked my arm, what?
RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Phoebe: What else?
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit?
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Rachel: Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.
STEPHANIE: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?
JOEY: What?
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
All: Oh, sure. Sure, absolutely. (They just stand there, then realise what he means and go to the other end of the room)
GUY: What.
Ross: What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)