words in movies
Chandler: Couldnt sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldnt sleep. Yknow? I was like, if I fall asleep now Ill get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now Ill get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldnt fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Chandler: Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
Ross: Sure what kind?
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Chandler: (not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.
(Chandler smiles and nods then realizes what hes agreed to.)
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.
Ross: (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didnt do anything wrong?!
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
Joey: No, look, I dont know what else to do. I said Im sorry!
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Monica: Okay whats up
Monica: What? Who says that?
Monica: Whats going on?
Chandler: Really? Oh What A Beautiful Morning! Surrey With A Fringe On Top.
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Ms. McKenna: What?
Chandler: Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)
Ross: You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms. (Tries to hold the pen but cant)
Joey: Name? (Ross looks at him.) I know Ross but whats it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: Yes. I mean, its what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. Thats why they call them plans. Hello? (Pause) Im fine.
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Monica: Say what?
Monica: What?
Monica: (loudly) What!?
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Ross: What, Rach?
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)
ROSS: What happened?
ROSS: What?
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Ben: (prompting her) What did we agree?
Ross: Perhaps. Now Im curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
MONICA: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
RACHEL: What, what incident?
Chandler: Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?
RACHEL: What?
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
Nina: (Taking her hand away) What?
RACHEL: What?
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesnt call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, yknow just to she whats going on, and, and she says shell call me back, but then she doesnt. Then its over.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
Ross: Is that what they say on the Figure Skating Team?
MONICA: Well, what about his family?
Chandler: You really think that is what he meant?
Rachel: Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding! (Ross puts his arms around her and they act all sweetness and light)
Joey: What about Andr�?
Monica: Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
ROSS: What, what.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
Rachel: All right. (She does so and it brings the cooler closer together.) Hey-hey-hey!! (Sees whats in the cooler.) Sandwiches!
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
MONICA: What?
Ross: Thats not true! Her, she doesnt even know what she wants! Rachels still mad about the whole thing.
Ross: Hey-hey you came! Man you look incredible! Hot stuff! (They hug and Ross realizes what he said.) Hot stuff?
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Carol: Whats too much fun?
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
JOEY: What?
Chandler: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)
ROSS: What? What's on your shoulder?
(The doctors don't know what to make of all this.)
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
JOEY: What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we?
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Phoebe: Well, what youre wearing is fine for that.
Mr. Geller: Whats the matter with him?
CHANDLER: What?
RACHEL: Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
RICHARD: What?
CHANDLER: What?
Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.
RACHEL: What? You didn't get one.
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
The Teacher: Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here
RACHEL: What are you, what are you doin'?
Phoebe: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?
ROSS: Get the what?
CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Phoebe: What were you modeling for?
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
MNCA: What are you talking about?
DUNCAN: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Phoebe: Ten dollars an hour for what?
Rachel: Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
CHANDLER: What?
Monica: Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?
JOEY: What if we have to pee?
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
ROSS: What?
ROSS: What woman?
Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
AMBER: What?
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
EDDIE: What was that?
JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?