words in movies
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Rachel: (to Ross) Whats your problem?
Chandler: Or what my Father called Thursday night.
Rachel: Oh, y'know what, I didnt want cinnamon on this.
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?
Phoebe: What, hes 18.
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Chandler: Y'know what, pretty good.
Chandler: What check thing?
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Joey: Now, wh-what, what is that like?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: Well then, (to Ross) what about you?! Huh?!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, forget it. Its ruined.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Monica: What?!
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Phoebe: Uh, well I can tell you why. Its, its because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?
Frank: What?
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Alice: None the less. Umm, youre too young to, to really know what you want. (They embrace in a passionate kiss.)
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Chandler: What?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Joey: Well, I know what Im giving you for Christmas.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Monica: *What*??
Monica: What does she do there?
Monica: She did WHAT?
Ross: Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!
Chandler: What?
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: What?
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Phoebe: What?
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Gavin: For what?
Phoebe: What are those?
Gavin: What?
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Ross: What are you, a child?
Joey: What do you like better action or comedy?
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
Rachel: What?
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Chandler: Sorry. Im sorry. Y'know what, were just gonna throw it.
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What? What's the matter?
Monica: What?
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
Joey: What, what.
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Chandler: Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Rachel: What? Who?
Ross: What?
Ross: What about the guy from the bar?
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Phoebe: What you got?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
PHOEBE: So?� What if they do?
Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!
Rachel: What?
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Chandler: What? Why?
Monica: Unless what?
Ross: Well, what happened?
Ross: Female body inspector? What size is that?
Waiter: What?
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Chandler: What? What do you mean you know?
JADE: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?
Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Chandler: (sedated) What?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Chandler: What are you doin'?
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Rachel: What are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Phoebe: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!