words in movies
Monica: What is it hon?
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Chandler: What are you writing?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Joey: Hey thats what all my relationships are like.
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Joey: Yeah, what going on?
Chandler: Like what?
Chandler: I said, "Like what?"
Rachel: Okay, yknow what, yknow what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries. (Chandler does so.) Okay. Okay. (She does a little sexy walk over to where Joshua is standing.) Hi!
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?
Phoebe: Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?
Rachel: What?
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Ross: What big thing?
Chandler: What are the odds? What are the odds?
Phoebe: Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, Im gonna eat like, yknow millions of cows.
Joey: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Ross: What do you mean?
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: What?
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Phoebe: What?
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Gavin: For what?
Phoebe: What are those?
Gavin: What?
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Ross: What are you, a child?
Joey: What do you like better action or comedy?
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
Rachel: What?
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Chandler: Sorry. Im sorry. Y'know what, were just gonna throw it.
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What? What's the matter?
Monica: What?
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
Joey: What, what.
Rachel: Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Chandler: Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Rachel: What? Who?
Ross: What?
Ross: What about the guy from the bar?
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Phoebe: What you got?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
PHOEBE: So?� What if they do?
Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!
Rachel: What?
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Chandler: What? Why?
Monica: Unless what?
Ross: Well, what happened?
Ross: Female body inspector? What size is that?
Waiter: What?
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Chandler: What? What do you mean you know?
JADE: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?
Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Chandler: (sedated) What?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Chandler: What are you doin'?
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Rachel: What are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Phoebe: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Ross: Whats the matter? You okay?
Monica: And what else is it not?
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.