words in movies
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Chandler: What, you guys really think that Im that shallow?
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Ross: What?!
Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually shes right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Carol: What do you mean?
Carol: Like what?
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Dr. Roger: What people?
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.
Joey: Huh. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Jack: What are you doing here?
Jack: What?!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Monica: What?!
It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see One of them wont do it, but the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Monica: (loudly) What?!! (Quietly) What?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Ross: Thats correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)
Ross: What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Joey: What?! Oh my-oh my God!
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Joey: What?!
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Phoebe: What are you saying I should do?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
The Saleslady: Yes, whats the name, please?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Phoebe: Oh! What is that? What is that?
Rachel: What?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Rachel: And-and what else?
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Ross: Oh. Whats wrong with Ross?
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Joey: What?!
Ross: Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? (Russell glares at him.) I will think about the therapy.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Rachel: Whats up?!
Rachel: What?!
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Rachel: What line?
Ross: So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?
Rachel: What if she jumped out the bassinet?
Jill: What?
Monica: What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Rachel: All right, yknow what? I-Im sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling.
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Monica: What?! You cant shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
All: What?!!
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?
Ross: What, that wasnt the great news?
Chandler: What?!
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Oh, this is it. This whats gonna kill me.
Phoebe: What?!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
ROSS: Oh, I promise, what.
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
Joey: What?
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
(She stares at him and Ross realizes what shes thinking.)