words in movies
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular.
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?
Ross: What are you, what are you doing?
Ross: What, to blind my child?
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
Joey: What?! I didn't touch a guitar!
Joey: No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! (Notices Monica standing between them and smiling.) What?! (The camera clicks, taking another picture.)
Monica: (on phone) Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Joey: Really?! Uhh, what color is it?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Joey: What-what is it, what is it?
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Ross: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Joey: Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.
Joey: So what are you gonna do?
(They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, but then they realise what the surprise is. Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)
Chandler: What are you doing?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Joey: I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!
RACH: What happened?
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: What?!
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Maybe uh, you you should come to me. Im a not, Im not wearing any bottoms.
Monica: That's what it sounded like.
Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. Thats it! Thats all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Chandler: What, what are you laughing at?
Chandler: Jeez, what a baby.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Monica: What?!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: (To Joey) What?!
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: What?
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
Phoebe: Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Thats what you got me?
Monica: What?! I just touched him and he went over.
Monica: What? We could do it!
Chandler: Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Joey: What the heck is that?
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Monica: (loudly) What?!! (Quietly) What?
Phoebe: What?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Ross: Thats correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)
Ross: What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Joey: What?
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Joey: What?! Oh my-oh my God!
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Joey: What?!
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Phoebe: What are you saying I should do?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
The Saleslady: Yes, whats the name, please?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Phoebe: Oh! What is that? What is that?
Rachel: What?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Rachel: And-and what else?
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Ross: Oh. Whats wrong with Ross?
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Joey: What?!
Ross: Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? (Russell glares at him.) I will think about the therapy.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Rachel: Whats up?!
Rachel: What?!
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Rachel: What line?
Ross: So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?
Rachel: What if she jumped out the bassinet?
Jill: What?