words in movies
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Phoebe: (glancing at her) What?
Monica: So? What do you think of the house?
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?
Chandler: I don’t know. What do you think?
Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.
Phoebe: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
Monica: No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: (walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?
Joey: (clearly shocked) What?
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?
Joey: What the hell are you doin'?
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Ross: What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Rachel: Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: What else?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Chandler: Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
(Chandler listens to what Nancy says)
Monica: What?
Rachel: Aah! Why? What are these for?
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Joey: (speaking with his mouth full, enjoying his sandwich) What did they say?
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Susan: What do you see?
Chandler: What about things that are already gold?
Carol: What does he look like?
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Ross: Whats a scrud?
Fran: Whats she doing here?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Joey: What do you mean?
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: All right, lets break this down. What exactly did he say to you?
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Rachel: So whats the final head count on my baby shower?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROB: Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies?
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Man: (confused) What?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Rachel: You know what?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Carl: What?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Monica: What did they do to you?
Rachel: What?
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Joey: What up?!
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julies
Chandler: Yknow what? I-I kinda have.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Phoebe: Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Ross: What?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
Joey: Ew! What is that? Something exploded!
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Joey: oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. (Nods)
Chandler: What did you just do?
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Mr. Geller: Youre right, youre right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good.
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!
RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?
JOEY: What?
CAROL: What?
SUSAN: What?
RACHEL: What?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
ROSS: What?
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Chandler: Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: (laughs) You know what?