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Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Ross: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?
Rachel: What?
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Joey: What up?!
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Monica: Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Chandler: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Ross: Yeah. (Gets up, but then pauses when he realizes what that meant.)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Joey: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
Ross: What?
Ross: What?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Ross: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
Monica: For what?
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Chandler: (entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Ross: (startling him) What?! What?
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
Monica: What?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: All right, yknow what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then Im sorry, Im just gonna have to take it back.
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Monica: Oh, thank you! (The gang exhibits signs of quiet apprehension and wears knowing glances.) (Monica giggles.) Whats going on?
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Monica: About what?
Phoebe: About what?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Ross: Whats-whats the difference?
Joey: What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Chandler: WHAT IS IT?!
Monica: What?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Rachel: What?
Monica: You what?
Shelley: What? He's cute!
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Joey: What?
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Ross: What, what is it?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Ross: Well uh, yknow what? Even if she doesnt know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didnt live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself.
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Joey: Oh. What?
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Phoebe: No thats what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
Rachel: Saw what?
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Monica: Oh and you know what I want!
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Monica: What?!
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
Rachel: Oh hell, hes done this three times! He knows what its about!
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
Rachel: Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
Joey: Okay, what else?
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.
Cecilia: And guess what? Good news! I got another job!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Ross: What code?
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Chandler: What?
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
RACHEL: Guess what. Ben just said his first word.
Chandler: What was that?
Ross: Just, just say what you feel.