words in movies
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Rachel: (looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Phoebe: Oh, What's the matter?
Monica: Hey, what's this?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!
Rachel: No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea... (pause) Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: What's up?
Joey: What's wrong?
Joey's voice/Ross: What's wrong?
Joey: What's up?
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
Rachel: Then what's that big lump under your covers?
Manny: What's with the kissing?
Phoebe: Hey, what's all this stuff?
Joey: What's happenin'?
Ross: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Ross: Pheebs, what's wrong?
Joey: What's going on?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Joey: What's going on?
Laura: What's going on?
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
Phoebe: What's Emma doing today?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?
Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"?
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
Phoebe: What's up?
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Phoebe: Oh my God, what's it doing here?
Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on?
Mike: So, what's new?
Phoebe: Ooh, what's going on?
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
PHOEBE: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. What's the occasion?
Phoebe: Oh, why? What's up?
Passenger #3: What's going on?
Phoebe: What's that?
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Chandler: What's the matter?
Passenger #2: What's wrong with the plane?
Joey: Well, I know what's the matter with me.
Ross: (entering from the bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on? (Pats Chandler on the shoulder which causes him to jump.)
PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Mike: Hey, what's going on?
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Monica: Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing "Delta Dawn""Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ..."
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Ross: What's with her?
Roger: Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon. (Pats his leg. She lies down and rests her head in his lap)
Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)
MR. GELLER: Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
Joey: Oo...what's in the bag?
JOEY: Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?
Mike: what's up is Phoebe ok?
Joey: Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Chandler: So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?
Phoebe: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)
Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name?
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Ross: There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi (Ben is holding a Barbi doll) What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?