words in movies
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
Rachel: Yeah, what's it about?
Joey: Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. What's an elf to do?
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
Chandler: What's your point?
Chandler: What's going on?
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Rachel: What's going on?
Rachel: Okay, what's up?
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Joey: What's the matter Ross?
Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
Aunt Lillian: (reentering) What's going on?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Phoebe: What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, what's going on?
Joey: What's wrong buddy?
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Joey: What's the matter?!
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Monica: Wow, what's the bad news!
Danny: Hey! What's going on?
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Rachel: What's up?!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Chandler: What's going on?
Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Doug: The joke Bing. What's the matter with you?
Ross: Hey! What's up?
Monica: What's with him?
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Ross: What's up?
Rachel: What's going on?
Monica: Well, what's the job?
Joey: Yeah, what's that like?
Monica: What's goin' on?
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
Chandler: Hey man, what's up?
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Chandler: (stopping him) Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: Oh hey Joey! What's up?
Joey: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an optionwhat's a urethra? (Monica whispers what it is in his ear.) Are you crazy?!
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
Chandler: What's up with the simian?
Danny: Yeah, what's the gala for?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Frank: (To Phoebe) What's with him?
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
MONICA: Then what's the problem?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Phoebe: Joey? What's going on?
Chandler: Ah sure. What's in 'em?
Janine: What's wrong?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Ross: What's going on?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
Phoebe: Ugh, what's right with them?
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) What's going on?
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Woman No. 1: (looks into the box) Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby?!
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
ROSS: What's she look like?
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
PHOEBE: Hey Ryan, what's up?
Chandler: What's going on?
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Rachel: Hey! What's up?!
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?