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Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Phoebe: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Phoebe: What's goin' on?
Ross: (entering from the bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on? (Pats Chandler on the shoulder which causes him to jump.)
Ross: What's goin' on?
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Rachel: (looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Phoebe: Oh, What's the matter?
Monica: Hey, what's this?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!
Rachel: No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea... (pause) Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Monica: What's up?
Joey: What's wrong?
Joey's voice/Ross: What's wrong?
Phoebe: Hey, what's all this stuff?
Joey: What's happenin'?
Ross: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Rachel: Then what's that big lump under your covers?
Manny: What's with the kissing?
RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Ross: Pheebs, what's wrong?
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Joey: What's up?
Joey: What's going on?
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Joey: What's going on?
Laura: What's going on?
Phoebe: What's Emma doing today?
Chandler: What's going on?
Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"?
Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?
Phoebe: What's up?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
Ross: What's going on?
Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on?
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Phoebe: Oh my God, what's it doing here?
PHOEBE: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. What's the occasion?
Phoebe: Oh, why? What's up?
Mike: So, what's new?
Phoebe: What's that?
Phoebe: Ooh, what's going on?
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Passenger #3: What's going on?
Chandler: What's the matter?
PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?
Joey: Well, I know what's the matter with me.
Passenger #2: What's wrong with the plane?
Mike: Hey, what's going on?
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Monica: Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing "Delta Dawn""Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ..."
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)
Roger: Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon. (Pats his leg. She lies down and rests her head in his lap)
MR. GELLER: Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ross: What's with her?
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
Joey: Oo...what's in the bag?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. (Tastes a snack) Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Joey: Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Mike: what's up is Phoebe ok?
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Sandy/Grumpus: And what's the one kind of boat that can never, ever sink?
JOEY: Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
Chandler: So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name?
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Joey: But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.