words in movies
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Chandler: Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Phoebe: Thats ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh, you mean today.
Phoebe: Its fine. I mean, this is something that youve been thinking about since you were what, 14? (Shes referring to the Halloween picture.)
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
RACHEL: At the Copa, Copa Cabana (everyone joins in) The hottest spot north of Havana. At the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?
Malcom: Were you following me?
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Rachel: What? They were like this!
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Ross: She brought them up! (pause) I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Chandler: Hey, look, youre in trouble either way! Okay? If she comes back and sees me locked to this instead of the chair, shes gonna know you were in here. So you might as well just let me go.
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Max: It'd be even more exciting if we were going.
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Rachel: We were on a break!
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun.
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
ROSS: Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Chandler: (without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that! (Shows them a doorknob she has.)
Joey: Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
Chandler: I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!
JOEY: Yeah, look, we were just saying, this whole thing is really stupid.
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ben: Cause you guys were on a break.
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren't happy. But with Mindy, now I'm happy. Spit.
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Andrea: (turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler.)