words in movies
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Janice: Oh well, Im divorced.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personalityWell, theyre all back! Yknow? And shes picked up like nine new ones!
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Ross: Well, we didnt have freedom here until 1776, either so
Janice: Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Chandler: Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!
Phoebe: Well, why are you doing this anyway?
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Rachel: Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin at him.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Chandler: Well, I-I guess I gotta go.
Chandler: Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Chandler: Well, I then guess Im going to Yemen! Im going to Yemen! (To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Lorraine: Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.
Phoebe: Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam.
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Mike: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.
Ross: Well that I can believe.
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica did!
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Phoebe: Well, freaked. Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alices like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.
Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
Phoebe: Yeah well, in America you're just an "ass".
Joey: Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Chandler: Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.
Ross: (happily) Oh. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. Well I uh, I brought her some bloemen. (Flowers in Dutch.)
Chandler: Well, it sounds kinda stupid... (looks at the TV) Whos she?
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Ross: Well, start looking.
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Joey: Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.
RICHARD: Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Joey: Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it. (Gives Chandler the "Joey-love," look.) How you doin?
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Chandler: Well, now, I actually have to get to work.
Joey: Well, we can talk about something else. What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? The Vasdeferens? The Vietnam War?
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Ross: Well, apparently not, and I cant just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Ross: I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away)
Rachel: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Rachel: Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
MONICA: Well, what about his family?
Phoebe: Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!
ROSS: Well, there you go.
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
RACHEL: Well, what about my stuff?
Will: Well, we did a little more than that.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Phoebe: Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
MONICA: Well, didn't you?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Phoebe: (to Vince) Well, that couldve been really awkward.
WRITER: Makes up most of his lines. Son-of-a-. Yeah, well, write this jerkweed.
Joey: Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
Joey: Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Monica: Okay, good, cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...
Receptionist: Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7Oh! And theres this great little place, Alessandros.
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.)
Phoebe: Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Chandler: Yeah, well Yknow, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Joey: (Voice cracking) Well thats like summer in a bowl.
PHOEBE: Well, then...Let's.
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Joey: Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
Rachel: Well, you should have.
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girls gotta eat.
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Rachel: That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!
RACHEL: Well, but Pheebs.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Chandler: Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. (Removes a smashed racquet from his bag.)
Joey: Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li...(stops and thinks) Wait a minute, there is a window in there!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, whats the next little bit?