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Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Joey: He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and hes not into anything weird sexually.
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Joey: See, now its weird again.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Ross: He is my girlfriends father, okay? Its-its, its weird!
Phoebe: (she just looks at him) Why are you being weird?
Joey: Okay, I guess it doesnt seem that weird.
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
Cheryl: Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.
Phoebe: Yeah! That was so weird, huh?
Ross: (while Rachel is finishing her rant) Okay! Okay! Okay! Its okay. (Rachel stops.) Its okay. Hey, its too weird for you, I wont see her again.
Monica: Bing's weird.
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Ross: Because its weird!
Rachel: Thats weird.
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Ross: Yeah, he-hes right, hes right. This is your time y'know, yeah, youre young, youre-youre weird, chicks dig that.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
(Phoebe turns away so that the two weird women wont see the face she pulls, and sits down.)
Joey: Thats weird!
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Ross: He is so weird.
Joey: I was just gonna call you! That’s weird.
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Joey: Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.
Phoebe: Maybe this is too weird.
Phoebe: Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Yknow what? This is too weird.
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Ross: OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning...
Ross: Uhhhhhh that-that may be weird.
Chandler: That was weird.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Monica: It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Joey: But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.
Rachel: Wonderful weird.
Ross: Good weird?
Rachel: Oh wow, this feels weird.
Ross: (he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of like )Ayyyayyyy!
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
Joey: Hmm thats weird. I dont remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
Frank: It's not that weird, is it?
Ross: Because, it's weird!
RACH: I can see that. I... just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. [man is still reluctant] OK, you're bein' a little weird about your phone.
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Monica: This doesn't feel weird!
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Monica: You're... weird!
Chandler: Thats weird. I dont think my boss likes me either.
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
(Phoebe has this weird, anxious, nervous look on her face)
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Ross: Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?
Joey: Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Phoebe: My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Chandler: Wow, this is weird.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Joey: Your thumb? Thats weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure youre punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
Monica: Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together.
Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.
Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! (Storms off.)
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Chandler: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
Ross: I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...