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Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!
[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joeys acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
Phoebe: (overacting with a song this time) (singing) Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!
Chandler: Oh, are we playing this?!
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Chandler: Well, maybe we can fix it yknow? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Chandler: Oh, we could do this all day.
Joey: Hey, do we do this too much?
Monica: No were not.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
Allesandro: Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, which we do not!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Ross: Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Monica: We are! Help us!
Joey: Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today.
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Phoebe: IWe gotta get Monica. (She starts to leave.)
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Monica: Well, why dont we just bunny up.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Waiter: Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
(We hear Phoebe knock at the door upstairs, and the guy answer it.)
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Monica: Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
Katie: Hey, where are we going to lunch?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Chandler: I dont have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!
CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]
(We hear a women start moaning.)
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Joey: We just got the message.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
JOEY: Closed set. We know but we're friends with the monkey. [guard lets them in]
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Phoebe: Well, because we thought you knew!! Its so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."
Rachel: Were not?!
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't...
Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Monica: All right, yknow what? We really are late! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!!
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Rachel: Well, then can we meet him?
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Phoebe: Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.