words in movies
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Rachel: Oh but Phoebe, were gonna be late for the movie.
Rachel: Yeah, were, were actually just gonna walk cause its right up there at the Angelica.
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Monica: Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Monica: Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.
Chandler: Look, Im just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.
Joey: Yeah but we wont be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
Chandler: Not once did we do that.
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Ross: Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Monica: Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.
Rachel: (starting to lose her composure) I mean were not, were not gonna live together anymore?
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet.
Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandlers money and Rachels kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachels drinking problem.
Phoebe: I dont want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: We are switching back, right now!
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Joey: Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Monica: I just, I cant believe that we made it!
Chandler: Were the Bings.
ROSS: Can't we just use a pen?
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We cant!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Monica: All right, I guess we should go.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: Wow! Really?! We get all this rusty crap for free?!
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Monica: We have a baby?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
The Director: Here we go.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
David: Okay, were good.
Ross: We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
ROSS: We don't.� But I thought it would be nice to get to know him.� You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation.
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
Rachel: (changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.
Chandler: We got the honeymoon.
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Were back!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Joey: We know its Ross!
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Joey: Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so were good.
Rachel: Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions.
Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..
Chandler: We are on our honeymoon.
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, were just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Ross: You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Chandler: (looks at Monica then at them) We need the stuff.
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Joey: Oh I think we do.
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Janine: So we can go out again?
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!