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Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbianI don't think we need a third...
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Joey: (to Lorraine) We can't do that.
Joey: Uh, we might be leaving now.
Chandler: Tell me it's "you and me" we.
Lorraine: (to waiter) Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Phoebe: Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Fireman No. 1: What do we got there?
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Fireman No. 3: We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
Phoebe: But we have to!
MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Wendy: I was, uh, checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three, oh, it was really beautiful, they have all these decorations and this huge tree and I just, uh... to hell with them, we have to work. -- So I stole ther ham. (She turns the cardboard box upside down over the conference table, a big piece of ham falls out.)
Chandler: Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
Ross: We know!
Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Monica: What? We could do it!
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Ross: Why dont we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. (Phoebe dumps a drawer full of makeup into a box.)
[We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch.]
Rachel: Hey! Were here!
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Chandler: We should start with the big stuff. Yknow? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. (He picks up one end and Ross doesn't help) I got it. (He moves it back to where he thinks it goes.)
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....
Monica: Listen, we dont have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Rachel: No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch.
RACHEL: No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if hes alive.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Chandler: Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Chandler: (chewing gum) Ah, let's see. What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. It's got a... boyish charm, it's impish. Here we go.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something) Yknow, technically we still are over international waters.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: We owe you?!
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
PHOEBE: Oh yes. Oh and, the part about how they're always like drinking from out pool of inner power, but God forbid we should take a sip.
Chandler: We cant do this.
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Ross: Were sorry.
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Chandler: We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Phoebe: Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Issac: But, we are.