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Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Was she good?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: She was...
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
Joey: She was nothing compared to you.
Ross: She, she was different.
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Rachel: Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!
Director: No, that was clenching.
Monica: Was it really that good?
Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! Theres a lot of theories that didnt pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Phoebe: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his.]
Monica: He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, "The Sound."
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Ross: Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.
Phoebe: Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: You really thought it was perfect?
Rachel: Well, well, you said it was practice!
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
JOEY: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.
Joey: (indignant) I was tired!
Phoebe: Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Joey: Heh... I was bluffing.
Ross: It was a dry day.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
Phoebe: How much was it?
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Ross: Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler: That was like 5 years ago.
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Joey: Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat.
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
The Fan: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
Caitlin: Oh my God! That was flirting?!
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Monica: I was kidding.
Chandler: So was I.
Ross: It was, it was okay.
Ross: It really was!
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Phoebe: Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that youre just kinda high maintenanceOkay lets go to lunch!
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Joey: Im not wrong! I wish I was. Im sorry. Bet that barium enema doesnt sound so bad now, huh?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Joey: Okay, but lets say there was. How might that go?
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Ross: That was you?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal.
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Janine: No, I just thought it was cute.
Ross: Look, I didnt think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
Monica: Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Chandler: So what was it for anyway?
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Monica: Was it...
Bonnie: I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.