words in movies
Monica: Emily Waltham.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
The Saleslady: Ms. Waltham?
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is sitting at her desk as Mr. Waltham comes in.]
Mr. Waltham: Shes in hiding. Shes utterly humiliated. She doesnt want to see you ever again.
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Mr. Waltham: Good morning.
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
Mr. Waltham: Oh, good.
Mrs. Waltham: Where?
Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.
Mr. Waltham: Its the Gellers!
Mrs. Waltham: Who is this?
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
Mr. Waltham: No.
Mr. Waltham: Weve come for her things.
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Mrs. Waltham: This is ridiculous. I mean we had an agreement. (Ross looks frustrated. She begins to scream at her husband.) Will you say something, Steven?! Please!!!
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?
Mr. Waltham: (walking by) Yes.
Emily: Ohh, here comes my dad and stepmum. Mister and Misses Geller, this is Steven and Andrea Waltham.
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Phoebe: Mrs. Waltham. Hi. Its Phoebe again.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Mr. Waltham: Goodbye Geller.
Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Rosss sister Monica.
Mr. Waltham: (entering) Rachel! Could I have a moment?
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
Mrs. Waltham: Well, if youre on e of Rosss best friends, why arent you here?
Housekeeper: The Waltham Residence.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Mr. Waltham: I think youll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, you needed to speak to me?
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)
Housekeeper: Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and its not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, Im in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
(Mrs. Walthams phone rings and she answers it.)
Mr. Waltham: You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? (Pointing at Jack and poking him) You want a piece of me?
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
Mr. Waltham: (entering) I almost forget the tickets, didnt I?
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes
[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone is ringing.]
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)