words in movies
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
Waiter: Right. We do have a table for two available, perhaps you would be more comfortable.
Phoebe: Joseph! (to waiter) Thou needn�t worry, they shan�t be long.
Waiter: It�s just that we do have some large parties waiting.
Waiter: Hello.
Waiter: It�s been an hour. ??? be willing to reconsider switching to a smaller table.
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
Waiter: Estrangement (?).
Joey: But it happens? (waiter leaves) I�m gotta go to the bathroom.
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
Waiter: Er�does not.
Waiter: Oh, they�re both exclus�
Waiter: I�ll just wait to put your order in.
Waiter: I�ll give you another minute.
Joey: Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! (runs after the waiter)
Joey: (returned) No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want.
Joey: No-ohoh. (the Bings leave, the waiter comes)
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Waiter: Well, I hope, you got some room left.
Waiter: Sir? (Looking at Joey.)
Lorraine: (to waiter) Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
The Waiter: You found that handle, did ya?
Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Seconds up! (Joey glares at him.) Not that kind of table. (He walks away.)
Rachel: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Waiter: Goat cheese, water chestnuts, and panchetta. (Joey Looks down disgustingly at the food.)
Waiter: Can I get you another glass of wine?
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Customer: Hey, waiter.
The Waiter: Okay.
Waiter: I know! I havent even read them the specials yet!
The Waiter: Hey!
Joey: Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
The Waiter: (returning) Any progress?
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
Waiter: (interrupting) Your 74 Lafite sir.
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!
Waiter: Champagne?
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance. A waiter comes out.]
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
A Waiter: (entering) Hey, dragon! Heres your tips from Monday and Tuesday. (hands him two envelopes)
Rachel: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
(Ross sees the waiter looking at him.)
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
(A waiter runs over interrupting Joey.)
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
Waiter: Yeah.
Joey: (to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.
(The waiter leaves.)
Waiter: What?
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
Waiter: Got stood up, huh?
Waiter: I've got bad news. The Chinese guy left.
Waiter: Ooh...
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
(A waiter walks by carrying appetizers or something on a tray)
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry sir, that was our last piece.
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
The Waiter: Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
(The waiter arrives with their deserts)
The Waiter: Its uh, its already been roasted.
Joey: Oh well, that changes everything! (Grabs his menu and starts looking at it again. The waiter leaves.) Yknow what Pheebs?
Waiter: Yes, that's Raspberry coule.
Waiter: Well, if you stay till 9:20, I am.
MNCA: No, no really. I.. I wouldn't feel right about it. [to waiter] Just some water.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Ursula: What? (Indicating the departing waiter) Do you think he likes me?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Monica: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
The Waiter: No, its really good.
Waiter: Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
WAITER: Are we ready to order?
Waiter in Drag: (To Chandler) Hm-mmm?
Waiter: Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Waiter: A garden salad for the lady (sets the plate down)
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
The Waiter: Well thats not true.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Waiter: Seafood platter for the gentleman and extra fries. Enjoy!
Waiter: I dont know. I think maybe one of them is dying. (Pause) I kinda hope its the girl. (The other waiter is shocked.) The guy is really cute!
(A waiter comes over for the stolen chicken. Ursula turns to him.)
Waiter: Look; you got stood up, who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab cake appetizer on the house.
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
WAITER: You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss?
WAITER: So, would you like any dessert?
WAITER: Do I dare ask?
[The waiter comes to the table.]
WAITER: And for the gentleman?
Waiter: Chocolate Torte for the lady, cheesecake for the gentleman.
WAITER: Anything else?
WAITER: And for you?
Phoebe: Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
Joey: Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.