words in movies
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
JOEY: She told us.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
LITTLE BULLY: Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Phoebe: Could you-could you umm, give us one second?
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Chandler: You mean there's more than one of us.
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Phoebe: Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Ross: Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
CHANDLER: Hey, Ben, remember us? Ok, the mole came off.
Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too.
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Joey: Rach, he just saw us.
Phoebe: Tell us what?
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Joey: Yeah, Monica made us!
Rachel: What is the matter with us?
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
Ross: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so
Jamie: This could be Gods way of telling us to eat at home.
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
Ross: Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is thisamazing connection between us. I-I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend. I thought it wasa little too soon, but it was also, you know, it was kinda nice.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Doug: So why cant the three of us go out together?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Chandler: Somebody is gonna pick us.
Monica: The three of us?
Chandler: That's what our friends call us.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Monica: But she liked us.
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
Chandler: Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
Chandler: I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! Thats great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Joey: Is he still mad at us?
Phoebe: Hey, hey! (shouting) Boo us? Boo you!
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Monica: Thank you for letting us see the house again.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Janice: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Monica: Call us when you get there.
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Phoebe: (singing) "Are you in there little fetus? In nine will you come great us? I will buy you some Adidas."
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Chandler: I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Minster: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Ross: The judge wouldnt let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called "Way! No Way!".
Monica: Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us.
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.