words in movies
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should go to dinner?
Ross: Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
Ross: Well, ??? think that�s us?
Joey: See ya. Well, this is just us.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
Ross: Okay. (to Rachel) Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Ross: Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Joey: Thats us.
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Monica: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
Monica: Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Joey: Its between us and the sea, Ross!
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Monica: Phoebe, stop writing about us!
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Ross: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Monica: Thats not true, there are great pictures of us!
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Chandler: (to Joey) Okay, that hurt us.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Chandler: (To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Joey: Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Ross: Im sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean thats, thats, thats just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, hell wanna build us our own platform!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Chandler: They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
The Rabbi: Let us begin. Dearly beloved
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.