words in movies
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Chandler: All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Ross: She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Joey: Tell us!
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Angela: What four of us?
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.