words in movies
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Phoebe: Could you-could you umm, give us one second?
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Joey: And-and you wont blame us for any damage? (Gives Phoebe a thumbs up.)
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Ross: She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Ross: Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Angela: What four of us?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Joey: Tell us!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?