words in movies
Phoebe: You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
Phoebe: Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! Shes always best at us that wily minx.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Chandler: She doesnt know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I cant even return them, because she choked on the reciept!
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
JULIE: That saves us a conversation.
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Rachel: Hey-hey, now hes showing us his poking device.
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Phoebe: Oh thats good, the chemistry thing for us too.
Ross and Bonnie: Us too.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
ROSS: Hello, it's us, all right? It'll be fine.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Joey: Tell us!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Angela: What four of us?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
Phoebe: Maybe they dont trust us.
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Monica: It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Monica and Ross: Scuse us
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Monica: And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Phoebe: Well, but thats what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldnt even talk to me any more. Because he said he didnt wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Joey: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.