words in movies
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
Ross: Uhh No.
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
CHANDLER: That thing, it's a uhh. . . yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
Joey: I don't know uhh (Pause as he thinks about it.) Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Joey: Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."