words in movies
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Ross: Uhh No.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
Guy: Uhh .
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Uhh, well lets see. (Grabs his hand.) Youre aboutwell uh, this one is large. And this one(Grabs the other hand.)
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?