words in movies
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
ROSS: Wha, uhh, what?
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
Ross: Uhh No.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
Joey: Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you.
CHANDLER: So uhh, how's the palace?
Joey: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
CHANDLER: Oh, uhh, actually I uh, have some news.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
CHANDLER: Uhh, yes, absdolutely, um. Why again?
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Chandler: Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!
Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee.
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Joshua: Huh. Oh, boy! (Sits down next to her.) Uhh, I-I dont wear suits to work, and I bought six of them from you.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Ross: Oh. Uhh
Joey: Uhh .
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Joey: (entering) Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I dont belong here."
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Joey: Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat.
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Uhh do it?
Joey: Uhh, rub it?
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Chandler: Uhh, uh...
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Alice: Uhh, we were just in the neighbourhood, so
Chandler: Uhh. You are welcome.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
JOEY: Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.