words in movies
CHANDLER: Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica, Ben cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying.)
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charity band. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would be happy to pay to hear me play. (Out on the sidewalk, singing) When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la....
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
JOEY: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.
JOEY: Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?
GIRL 1: So uh, you wanna go to Marquel's?
RACHEL: Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to--
RACHEL: Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.
CHANDLER: Actually, uh, we're both the father. (Puts his arm around Joey)
JOEY: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.
JOEY: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
KID: Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.
ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Susan: Uh huh.
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
CHANDLER: I, I'm sorry, I uh [unchains the door and opens it all the way] I already have a roommate. [Joey turns around in the leather recliner]
Monica: Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
CHANDLER: Uh, Julie.
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Ross: Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.
Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can'tyou can't do...
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
MONICA: Uh, wait, backstage?
MONICA: Uh, good.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
ROSS: Uh huh.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.
ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
ROSS: Well, uh.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
ROSS: I am, uh, I am...
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
JOEY: Hey, uh, you can't recycle yearbooks, can you?
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he cant say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, youre guaranteed hell say yes!
Ross: Uh... to the bathroom.
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Ross: So uh, he seems like a nice guy.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I dont think they exist.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Phoebe: Oh. Uh, I'm on. (picks up the phone)
Joey: Yeah well thats because uh I stayed in my room. Yeah, you dont want to look in my hamper.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
CHANDLER: Uh, yes, yes it is.
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
ROSS: Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Joey: Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here.
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a Nip, y'know?
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
MONICA: Uh, hello.
RUSS: Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
MNCA: Well, uh, I ate some.
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?
Chandler: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he still in love with her?
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
RACHEL: Ok, I will have the uh, (whispers) side salad.