words in movies
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Ross: Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Ross: Hero, I uh, I dont knowwell, all right.
Ross: Youre never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. Thats great news rightI mean for them. Right?
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Chandler: Yknow those big-big uh, road signs that say "Merge?"
Monica: Uh, no!!
Joey: Or not. Uh, Rach, why dont you just move in with me? (Rachel sighs.)
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
EDDIE: Uh, yes.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Kristen: I I uh, actually just moved from four blocks over.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Ross: Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Chandler: So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
ROSS: Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
ROSS: Uh, sweetie we've gotta go.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
SECURITY GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh...
Joey: I really made you think about that thing uh?
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and Im not him.
Donny: Oh, time's up! Joey! You were, uh, almost on a roll there...
INTERVIEWER: Are they, uh, firm?
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
Ross: Well I checked in the uh, lost and found, I talked to the manager, no-ones turned them.
Rachel: No, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That actually, uh, that sounds interesting.
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
CHANDLER: Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both. But listen, don't ring the buzzer for 19, ring 20, Geller-Green, they'll let you in, OK. If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. OK, thanks. Pizza's on the way. I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
RACHEL: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Ross: Uh, yeah, yeah I'll, I'm right behind you.
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.
Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Joey: Okay. Sorry about that (Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?
Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Joey: Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
Joey: Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request: Can you bring everything as soon as it�s ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don�t care.
Joey: Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Ross: Uh.
Chandler: Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Joey: Oh God. Uh, okay, heres the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is...
RACHEL: What happened to uh, MEG.?
Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Joey: Uh.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
CHANDLER: Yes because uh, you look so young.
ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone.
Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
JOEY: Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, c'mon. [leads them to the bathroom, gestures towards toilet, everyone stares, uncomprehending] Heh?
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?