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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Chandler: Treegers snaking the shower drain.
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?
Mr. Treeger:: Okay ahh, well, just ahh, follow my lead. (Turns on some music)
Mr. Treeger:: Look come on, eh, just ah, just ah, put your arms around me, eh.
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Mr. Treeger: Namaste. (Bows.)
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Mr. Treeger:: Im sure as hell a dancer, its no use Marge will never go for me.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
MR. TREEGER: Ahh, is it hot? My body always stays cool, probably 'cause I have so much skin. Hey, cheese!
Mr. Treeger: Ive looked everywhere. Theres no gas leak.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mr. Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why dont think of someone else for a change?
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Mr. Treeger:: No! Youre clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
Joey: Go get em Treeger.
Mr. Treeger:: Can you be my dancing partner?
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Monica: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Mr. Treeger:: Right. (Starts to leave) Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
MR. TREEGER: No, the place is not open 'till Tuesday. Am I not saying it right.
(Treeger leaves, and Joeys dances off.)
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it. Ive been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I dont need this grief. Im gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmothers apartment. Your friends are outta here pal.
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
MR. TREEGER: I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me.ROSS: Sure, sweepin'. You never know.
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
Mr. Treeger: You said there was a gas leak in here.
MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?
MR. TREEGER: You never know.
Mr. Treeger:: You have pets!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
(They go into the hallway and see Mr. Treeger watching one of New Yorks bravest breakdown Monica and Chandlers door with an ax.]
RACHEL: [answering the door] Mr. Treeger.
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.
MR. TREEGER: There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.
ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I wouldve thought it was the other way around.
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Mr. Treeger:: Hey.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Mr. Treeger:: What?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah!
Joey: Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?
Mr. Treeger:: And tell him what?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Mr. Treeger:: Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, (checks watch). Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.
Mr. Treeger:: You want me to kick you guys out instead?
MR. TREEGER: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya.
MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
Mr. Treeger:: I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah. Well maybe you have heard about the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968!
Mr. Treeger:: Hey Duck, is Chick here?
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]