words in movies
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Going to the hospital tonight?
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Phoebe: (to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Chandler: Right on! Oh! Uh, but, dont take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Monica: Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Kristen: Oh I, I have plans tonight.
Mischa: (to Phoebe) Sergei, would like to apologise for my behaviour tonight.
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?
Phoebe: Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.
Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight?
Ross: (grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Chandler: Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I wont say another word tonight.
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Phoebe: You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
Rachel: Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Doug: Bing! Were all set for tonight, 8 oclock.
Ross: No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Ross: Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.
Joey: Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Janice: Well umm, I thought I was going to go back to my apartment but then I just felt I couldnt really be alone tonight. (Joey walks into view of the open door behind Janice, sees her, gets a terrified look on his face, and flees in horror.) I was wondering if I could maybe stay here with you, just I really feel that I need to be with family.
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Chandler: Im coming over tonight though, right?
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.
Amanda: I am so glad that you could come over tonight.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.