words in movies
ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight?
MONICA: What's tonight?
MONICA: Tonight you're supposed to waitress for me, my catering thing, any of those words trigger anything for you?
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Going to the hospital tonight?
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Chandler: What was tonight?
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) What was tonight?
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Phoebe: (to Bonnie) Well I hope you have fun tonight.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Chandler: Right on! Oh! Uh, but, dont take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Monica: Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Kristen: Oh I, I have plans tonight.
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Mischa: (to Phoebe) Sergei, would like to apologise for my behaviour tonight.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.
Ross: (grabbing a notepad and sitting down) All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: What?! Tonight?!
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Phoebe: Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Phoebe: Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Chandler: Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I wont say another word tonight.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Phoebe: You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Mr. Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Rachel: Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Doug: Bing! Were all set for tonight, 8 oclock.
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Joey: Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not brain dead. Hey, so Pheebs, we still on for tonight?
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Janice: Well umm, I thought I was going to go back to my apartment but then I just felt I couldnt really be alone tonight. (Joey walks into view of the open door behind Janice, sees her, gets a terrified look on his face, and flees in horror.) I was wondering if I could maybe stay here with you, just I really feel that I need to be with family.
Ross: No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Ross: Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.
Joey: Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
Chandler: Im coming over tonight though, right?
Ross: Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.
Amanda: I am so glad that you could come over tonight.
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did.� That guy is going to call you tonight.� Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.
Chandler: Oh, it doesnt matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, yknow what, Ive got two tickets to tonights Rangers game, you wanna come with me?
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.