words in movies
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Phoebe: (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Rachel: Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?
Eric: But, he told me over the phone.
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
Joey: I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldnt believe me.
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Rachel: No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
Phoebe: Um, well, Max told me about Minsk, so (Puts on a fake cheery voice) congratulations! This is so exciting!
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act.]
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
RACH: Chandler told me.
ROSS: But you already told me everything.
PHOEBE: So, um, have you told your parents?
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
JOEY: She told us.
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Chandler: (To Monica) I told you I should not wear this color. (Hes wearing a reddish-orange sweater.)
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.
Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? (Chandler walks back, looking angrily at Joey)
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to.
Joey: Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}
Ross: Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it.
Monica: See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Rachel: But I told you, I didnt have the time!
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Ross: See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartment
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
MONICA: Wait a minute, who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
Rachel: Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story...
ROSS: Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?!
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
Ross: Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Man: Uh, the usher told us to come
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
CHANDLER: You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case it's actually kinda true.